Hot country boy. Sue me.
He was in that movie. I wanted John. I would have loved John and never let him go. Or get out that scarecrow.
I tell you what I wouldn’t have done: acted like his insipid wife did..WTF WAS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN? WHAT, NORMAN NOT HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU YOU STUPID CUNT?! jesus effin..
I like that he drank two beers and she’s like “you’re a drunk!” and she’s all “you don’t understand me because you want hot sex in the middle of the day!” and “I understand you feel inadequate because you think I settled for you SO LET ME TALK TO MY MALE FRIEND ALL ABOUT IT”
OMFG! LET ME JUST PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. then maybe she’ll realize she has a hot husband who I would be fucking 24/7 and take bathroom breaks and MAYBE food breaks in between. I say maybe because when it comes to food, I can multitask big time.
This woman doesn’t get it.
HOLY FUCK! my clothes already on the floor, and what does she do? “have to take care fo dinner” FUCK DINNER BITCH. HAVE HIM FOR DINNER!
“Your hands on my ass might be the hottest thing the world has ever known, but I’VE GOT TO GET THAT ASPARAGUS STEAMED!”
BITCH ASPARAGUS MAKES YOU FART ANYWAY! let me give you a clue, blowing this man will give you more protein than any well-balanced meal any day of the week. GET IT?!
No, no she has to finish the mashed potatoes before running off from this-
to go talk about how horrible her life and husband are with another man.
another man who doesn’t EVEN come close to being this hot, or even try to do this to her:
oh no, no no, we rather have MR. INSIPID AND STUPID! I CAN’T EVEN…
omg i agree with all this so much
(Source: jcjoeyfreak)
